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If you look to yesterday’s post, I received a phish email and it just really annoyed me. I actually responded to this one with one of my crap addresses. The message was as follows:

Please bend over, grab your ankles and insert your head into your anus. Once insert please do not remove, cause if you think I’m dumb enough to fall for this shit you are seriously mistaken.

Please enjoy the anal raping you shall receive as I plan to post this online for every spambot/asshole I know of to send you email.

Thanks.

Also as a note, I will be following this with an invoice for $1000 for wasting my fucking time. Terms are NET 10.

Early this morning I recieved the following response from “Brian”:

Dear Scott,

Thanks so much for your response to my email. I have read your response and I noted that you completely misunderstood the context of my mail. You have mistaken my message to be one of those hoaxes spreading through the Internet. It is in view of this that I want to use this opportunity to clarify you and assure you that my message to you is real. I am a real person and I want to assure you that you will not regret doing this business with me. Even though it appears unreal to you at the first instance. I want you to give me a benefit of doubt so that we can proceed. I do not have any ulterior motive to take you for a ride. I want you to believe me.

I am going to affect all necessary documents that will make you the beneficiary of the funds. It will be such that the man be quested the deposit to you before he died. I have all machinery in place to set this up. I will ensure that everything is legitimately done, such that there will not be any breach of law. Of course I will give you daily update of every step I am taking. All I am waiting for is your positive response so that I can move into actions and secure the papers that will give you the legitimate claim to the deposit. After I am through with the documents I will furnish you with copies for your own perusal and assessment.

But I must tell you the truth of what is bothering me. I am worried that you might want to run away with the money after you receive it. This has kept on bothering me every time I think about this transaction. Please do not be offended. It does not mean that I don’t trust your integrity, but I will need your assurance that you will not do me bad by running away with the funds after you have claimed. I want you to assure me that you will not do that to me. Please let us trust each other because the success of this business will only be possible if we trust each other. I want us to be like friends and brothers.

Please reassure me now so that I can proceed to organize all documents that will be relevant. All I need now is your full name and contact address, as you want to be in the documents. Also give me your phone and fax numbers. Do contact me now so that we can proceed. If you need any further clarification, do not hesitate to contact me.

Waiting for your response with the information I need.

Best Regards,
Brian Smith.

Wow… I guess I’ll just have to see how far I can string him along. Anyone have any ideas of how I can play this bastard?